Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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