so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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