Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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