Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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