I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Congratulations! We have a period
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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