I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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