Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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