dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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