you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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