The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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