so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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