Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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