Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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