yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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