love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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