I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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