this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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