So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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