Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
The adults are the big ones right?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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