I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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