so explain again why im purple
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That's how twitter works, right?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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