Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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