This girl is more easily done than said...
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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