Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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