so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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