He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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