their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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