who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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