how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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