And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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