I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I look better un-naked...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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