super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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