Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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