Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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