i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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