New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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