Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Randomize
