dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Actions speak louder than pants.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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