Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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