Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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