bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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