What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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