She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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