i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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