I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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