I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
Randomize
