i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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