David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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