she looked like the before picture.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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