The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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