Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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