see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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