maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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